10.18.2006

Steve Jobs is a bad lay.

"I've seen the demonstrations on the Internet about how you can find another person using a Zune and give them a song they can play three times. It takes forever. By the time you've gone through all that, the girl's got up and left! You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear."
-Steve Jobs

This is kind of the problem with nerds. No finesse. Do not just "put it in her ear." Maybe she doesn't want to share earwax with you. Maybe she's just too polite to say, "But I don't like The Damnwells." Work your groove a little, Steve. Hold up the earbud and raise an eyebrow. Lean close and whisper, "Wanna listen?" Don't just whip it out and shove it in her ear. That's just a really good way to get smacked.

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