"I'm just trying to help out..."

A colleague got this spam email at work. It cracked me up because with all the people out there thinking they really can get a free gift card for Applebees if they just forward that email to a bazillion people, someone is going to think it's real. I bet there's a lot of Marks out there having a bad day.

From: Mark
Subject: Dieting

This is not meant to be an insult or anything
but people are talking at work about your weight.
I thought you should know. I know it would upset
you if you knew but I know some friends here and
outside work that have used a program that worked
within weeks. I am not pushing anything on you
but thought it wouldn't hurt if you looked at it.
I also think I am doing you a favor as it's always
nice when people talk about how much better you look
than how much you've been putting on. I hope I am
not intruding, just trying to help out. My cousin &
friend Alex used this and it helped alot. Here is
the page I know they got it from direct.
http://dailyplastic.com

Again, I'm just trying to help out.
Thanks for listening.

Mark

Now every time she walks by, we tell her "Hey, um, people have been talking about your weight..."