I am officially a codger.

I cannot figure out how to program my phone for email. This is one step away from not being able to set the time on the VCR. I used to hear "adults" making jokes about that as a kid and think, "There's a button that says 'clock' right on the front of the thing, how fucking dumb do you have to be that you can't figure that out?" And now I know how that feels.

It does not feel good.