Goals for last weekend

• Get back on bike after a month of ass-growing. CHECK.
• Try vegan carrot cupcake. CHECK
• Revise opinion that vegan cupcakes taste nasty. CHECK and CHECK.
• Drunkenly expound my world views to boss's 15 year-old. CHECK
• On hammock, balance 6-mo old baby dancing on my bladder. CHECK
• Sunburn boobies. CHECK
• Fulfill JFJ's fantasy of riding our cruisers to favorite breakfast spot. CHECK
• Sell chair. CHECK
• Get rid of gnarly bbq. Uhhh... IN PROGRESS