Gentlemen: Have a dozen roses delivered to her workplace. This works for almost any occasion, including birthdays and I Really Screwed Up This Time.
Ladies: He wants oral sex. Don't worry about the right size shirt, a funny card, scented candles. Oral. Sex.
Disclaimer: Neither of these will help you get your campaign manager back if you slept with his wife, no matter how many times you tell him you were both really, really drunk.
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