FromOverheard in the Office

Customer: Do you have a copy machine?

CSR: Um, no... This is a book store.

Customer: Yeah, but I just want to copy this book.

CSR: We sell books.

Customer: But I don't want to buy it, I just want to copy it.

CSR: Then maybe you should try a library. We sell books.

Customer: But I'm here now, and I want to copy this book.

CSR: Look, okay, buy the book take it down to Kinkos and copy it, then return it.

Customer: I think that's illegal. I'd like to report you to your manager.

Bookstore
Pensacola, Florida